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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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A gentleman knows when to hold his lady’s hand, and when to pull her hair.

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minded-curiousity:

It’s the last line picture which does it

brains1887

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brains1887 this is heaven.

brains1887 this is heaven.

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internetexplorers:

occupation: princess

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bled:

Let’s watch a horror movie so I can get scared and ride your dick for comfort

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"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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